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Posted by Burrhead on June 28, 2000 at 09:49:23 from (12.74.59.36):
In Reply to: Re: Re: Hey Burrhead posted by george s on June 27, 2000 at 09:22:29:
Yeah it's a heck of a deal anytime you mess with yuppies. I never did figger out why a bunch of tofu eating yuppies would worry about how me and my animals do business anyway. I had one come over last year to see about buying a horse from me. I told him he did'nt want that horse because it's a cutting horse and he would'nt be happy. He assured me that he knew what he was doing so I let him try it out. He made it about 100 feet and fell off the horse cause he did'nt know how to ride a real horse. My lawyer told me to not let them yuppies even come onto the farm cause they just hunt things to complain about or to sue you over, so I put up no trespassing signs and a gate out by the road. Sure enough about 2 months after he could'nt ride my horse the yuppie sued my neighbor over putting chicken litter in his own pastures. The yuppie said the stink was too bad at his house and he did'nt like it. We don't have the no smoking rules at our town meetings, so at every one I go to I sit behind the yuppie and blow smoke on the back of his head. He told me he's allergic to smoke so I tell him I'm allergic to yuppies. One of these days he's gonna have to go back home and tell them an old gray headed fat man beat his butt. It was pretty peaceable til they moved out here from Houston.
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