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Re: Valentines Day Mistake


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Posted by NE IA on February 14, 2009 at 07:43:48 from (206.72.18.153):

In Reply to: Valentines Day Mistake posted by C-man on February 14, 2009 at 05:31:42:

How long do you usualy play cards? I'm ahhhaaammm asking for a friend, yea thats it, I'm asking for a friend, yea.

This year get a whip and carry it in the house after getting the chores done.

You can also tell her she is the only woman in the whole town that complains about it!

You call that a problem? I used to scream out my ex-wifes name as we celebrated the evening.

Ask her if she borrowed that outfit from your mistress because it fits the mistress a little better.

Usefull hint...dial 911 at least fifteen munites before attempting most of the above, and have your attorney on speed dial.

As I said many times before, You never realy get to know a woman till you look her right in the eyes....in a divorce court.

After a long day in the court room and as we were leaving my attorney said she noticed my ex was extreemly mad. You all know me, can't keep my big mouth shut. I was always the little boy with a stick standing next to a bees nest as a child. So anyway I asked my attorney if asking my ex-wife for some intimate time was intirely out of the question (not the exact words I used). My attorney said to shut my mouth and get the heck out of the court room before the judge tossed me out.


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