O/T Write me in

Posted by farmer101IL on September 12, 2008 at 18:31:47 from (70.9.246.214):

: A "NEW" Write-in Presidential Candidate



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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the

official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to

straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.

We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don'need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our

many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They

will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If

you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president

nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the

40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a

passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check

positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you

steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If

convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for

your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A

bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately

cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and

ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll

ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and

each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and

every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,

sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you

better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.

Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot

in November.

God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!



Take Care

Farmer

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