Posted by jim from ND on February 18, 2008 at 06:01:49 from (64.235.67.5):
Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date." Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow�s body. Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. Your cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows. She starts giving you Milk of Magnesia. Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it. Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards. Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars. Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you�ll wear something sexy this time. Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar". Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"! Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows. Your cow tips other cows over and laughs. Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
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Today's Featured Article - Talk of the Town: What's The "Stuckest" You've Ever Been? - by Edited by Kim Pratt. Another great discussion from the Tractor Talk Discussion Forum. The discussion started out with the following post: "I was about 14 (part of the problem) when I got stuck. I was disking with a cab equipped IH 966. The window was dirty and I was driving into the evening sun. It was hard to see and it was my first pass down the field. I got the tractor so stuck that the underside of the tractor was resting on the ground. My uncle wanted
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