Posted by Doug N on November 22, 2007 at 04:06:31 from (205.188.117.74):
> At first I thought this was funny, then I realized the > awful truth of it. Be > sure to read all the way to the end! > > Tax his land, > Tax his bed, > Tax the table > At which he's fed. > > Tax his tractor, > Tax his mule, > Teach him taxes > Are the rule. > > Tax his cow, > Tax his goat, > Tax his pants, > Tax his coat. > > Tax his ties, > Tax his shirt, > Tax his work, > Tax his dirt. > > Tax his tobacco, > Tax his drink, > Tax him if he > Tries to think. > > Tax his cigars, > Tax his beers, > If he cries, then > Tax his tears. > > Tax his car, > Tax his gas, > > > Tax all he has, > Then let him know > That you won't be done > Till he has no dough. > > When he screams and hollers, > Then tax him some more, > Tax him till > He's good and sore. > > Then tax his coffin, > Tax his grave, > Tax the sod in > Which he's laid. > > Put these words > upon his tomb, > "T! axes dr ove me to my doom." > > When he's gone, > Do not relax, > Its time to apply > The inheritance tax. > > Accounts Receivable Tax > Building Permit Tax > CDL license Tax > Cigarette Tax > Corporate Income Tax > Dog License Tax > Excise Taxes > Federal Income Tax > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) > Fishing License Tax > Food License Tax > Fuel Permit Tax > Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) > Gross Receipts Tax > Hunting License Tax > Inheritance Tax > Inventory Tax > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) > Liquor Tax > Luxury Taxes > Marriage License Tax > Medicare Tax > Personal Property Tax > Real Estate Tax > Service Charge Tax > Social Security Tax > Road Usage Tax > Sales Tax > Recreational Vehicle Tax > School Tax > State Income Tax > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) > Telephone Federal Excise Tax > Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax > Telephone Federal, State and Local S! urcharg e Taxes > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax > Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax > Telephone State and Local Tax > Telephone Usage Charge Tax > Utility Taxes > Vehicle License Registration Tax > Vehicle Sales Tax > Watercraft Registration Tax > Well Permit Tax > Workers Compensation Tax > > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? > > > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our > nation was the most > prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national > debt, had the largest > middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise > the kids. > > What happened? Can you spell "politicians" > > And I still have to "press 1"for English. >
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