A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you."
Again the wife stays quiet and just speeds up as her anger increases.
He says, "I want the house." Again the wife speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
He says, "I want the kids too." The wife just keeps driving faster, and faster, now she's up to 80 mph.
He says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."
The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as he says, "Is there anything you want?"
The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."
He asks, "What's that?"
The wife replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
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