Re: Lawnmower

Posted by CLW on July 03, 2007 at 07:11:24 from (209.30.157.13):

In Reply to: Lawnmower posted by Jimmy King on July 03, 2007 at 00:08:22:

I got this in an email this morning. It fits here. Sorry for your problems.

>
>George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife
>told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could
>see
>from the bedroom window.
>
>George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there

>were
>people in the shed stealing things.
>
>He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
said,
>"No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply
>lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
>
>George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.
>
>Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
in
my
>shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just
shot
>them all."
>
>Then he hung up.
>
>Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
>ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
>red-handed.
>
>One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd
shot
>them!"
>
>George said, "I thought you said there was Nobody Available!"
>
>
>

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