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Posted by John N Mi on April 20, 2007 at 11:46:43 from (69.95.252.124):
Yes, I know it is not tractors.
WHY PARENTS DRINK This should make your day~ To my friends with Children (or that work with children):
Why parents drink A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned
in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main
computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was
greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your Mommy there?"
Yes ."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?"
" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered
answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that
noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed
a h elicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "
ME ."
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