Re: Practical joke with a bear in Iowa

Posted by Aaron Ford on February 02, 2007 at 09:18:55 from (72.84.55.180):

In Reply to: Practical joke with a bear in Iowa posted by NE IA Dave on February 01, 2007 at 20:29:04:

That's one of the best I have heard!!!

Growing up in rural WV, we never had many dogs, but there was usually one around. Folks would stop at the driveway for a minute, then take off again. Yup, new dog.

Salesmen and local religious folk would stop by to sell us something we could not live without or to save our lost souls. (Pretty sure my soul is still digging potatoes or thinning corn...)

Course the dogs were happy to see 'em. They would get all excited and start jumping around. Not knowing these dogs, the visitors would be hesitant to get out of the car. The first questions asked upon my approach was "Does this dog bite?" I'd answer, "Yup." Then I would walk off. They never asked what the dogs would bite and I never told. I remain fairly sure that all dogs in question would likely maul a fresh cooked steak, but as far as a person is concerned, lick him to death.

Worked for me. Wish I had a bear, that would have been legendary...

Let's go Mountaineers,

Aaron

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