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Posted by MeAnthony on January 26, 2007 at 07:13:54 from (152.163.100.74):
Subject: The Indiana Farmer
A farmer from the cornfields of Indiana dies and goes
to hell. Once he's there, the Devil notices that this
farmer is not suffering like the rest of the folks are.
He checks his gauges and sees that it's 95 degrees
and about 80% humidity. So he goes to the farmer
and asks why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "I
like it here. It's just like plowing my fields in June."
Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes
back to his controls and turns the temperature up to
105 degrees and 90% humidity. After making the
adjustment, the devil goes looking for the farmer.
Finding him j ust as happy as can be, the frustrated
ol' Devil asks the farmer again why he's so happy.
"This is even better now! It's like pulling weeds in
the fields during July!" says the farmer. The Devil,
now quite upset and deciding to make the farmer
reall y suffer, returns to his controls and cranks the
heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%.
"Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!" he thinks
as he goes looking for the farmer again. Finding
him sitting on the floor as happy as ever, the Devil
is madder than before. When he asks the farmer
why he's happy now, the farmer answers, "This is
great, it's just like driving my combine in August!"
That was enough for the Devil. Running back to
his controls, he turns the temperature down to a
freezing 10 degrees below zero. Within a matter
of minutes, the pools of molten brimstone begin to
ice over. "Let's see what that farmer has to say
about this," snickers the Devil to himself. To his
surprise, the Devil returns to find the farmer
running around and jumping for joy, yelling at the
top of his lungs: "The Colts won the Super Bowl!
I just can't believe it! The Colts won the Super Bowl!"
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