Hey wyodave, this bud's for you

Posted by Harley on October 31, 2006 at 10:36:37 from (152.163.100.74):

I immediately thought of you Dave when I got this this morning.
An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first
>>would somehow come back to inform the other of the
>>afterlife... their biggest fear being that there
>>really was no heaven.
>>
>>After a long life, the husband was the first to go
>>and, true to his word, a few weeks later as his wife
>>sat and watched TV, she heard a ghostly voice saying,
>>"Maude ... Maude ..." "Is that you, John?" she asked
>>as she looked in vain around the room, and the voice
>>responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we
>>agreed."
>>
>>"What's it like, John?" Maude asked, and John said,
>>"Well, I get up in the morning and I have secks. Then I
>>have breakfast, and after that more secks. I bathe in
>>the sun for awhile and then I have secks twice. I have
>>lunch, then have secks pretty much all afternoon. After
>>dinner, I have secks until late at night ... and the
>>next day it starts all over again."
>>
>>"Oh, John," Maude said, "then surely you must be in
>>heaven!"
>>
>>"Not exactly," John said ..."I'm a rabbit somewhere in
>>Wyoming."

Replies:

• Re: Hey wyodave, this bud's for you WyoDave 16:33:33 10/31/06 (0)
• Re: Hey wyodave, this bud's for you Brian in Ohio 11:07:59 10/31/06 (0)

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