Re: blond wife and 3 kids, yard full of fire truck

Posted by John S-B on August 26, 2006 at 12:08:46 from (64.12.116.74):

In Reply to: blond wife and 3 kids, yard full of fire trucks posted by buickanddeere on August 26, 2006 at 05:41:11:

My wife told me we needed a new stove 'cause the 6 year old one was messed up. It seems that the wife and kids keep bumping the burner controls enough that the gas comes on but the ignitor does'nt. Then they bump it again and the ignitor comes on with a big poof of fire. So we need a new stove. I told her to just buy the child proof covers to keep the controls from moving. $6 vs $600.
When we first moved to the country I told my wife if a dear runs out into the road, hit it, don't run off the road and hit a tree or flip the car. Well a while later I'm driving her car and she's with me and a dear runs out in front of me. I brake hard but don't skid and stop before hitting the dear. She says, "I thought you were supposed to hit the dear!"

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