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O.T. Humor....Red Skelton style
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Posted by Red S on March 20, 2006 at 14:49:30 from (208.47.46.84):
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been
in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster
and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets and no place
to sit down!" .. So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was; she told me
"In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling
"Am I too late for the garbage?" ....
The driver said "No, jump in!" 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust!" Can't you just hear him say all of these?
I love it.........this is the good old days
when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word........ just clean and simple fun
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