O/T a joke for ya'll

Posted by maybe need a little humor on September 21, 2005 at 10:39:33 from (82.114.69.18):

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

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• Re: O/T a joke for ya'll farmallman 15:12:16 09/21/05 (1)
  • Re: O/T a joke for ya'll IHC Red 19:32:44 09/21/05 (0)
• Re: O/T a joke for ya'll Robert Strebe 14:41:53 09/21/05 (0)
• Re: O/T a joke for ya'll xragman 14:39:33 09/21/05 (0)
• Re: O/T a joke for ya'll Dave_Id 11:41:13 09/21/05 (2)
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