A good joke for you married guys

Posted by NC Wayne on June 17, 2005 at 16:58:32 from (152.163.101.7):

Hey guys, I thought some of ya'll might get a laugh out of this:

You will love this!!!!!
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other Rrograms and now monitors all other system activity .Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and FIshlng 7.5. and Raclng 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0. but the unlnstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User

REPL Y: Dear Troubled User
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHINGI!! It is also impossible to de!ete Wife 1..0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Allmony-Child Support.. I recommend that you keep Wlfe 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but It tends to be very high maintenance Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs. such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and DO Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens. the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNINGIII DO NOT. under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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