Laweezeeanna Humor

Posted by john in la on January 05, 2005 at 23:13:23 from (66.157.26.20):

In Reply to: OT: Humor you only find in NE! posted by Rauville on January 05, 2005 at 17:18:52:

Cajun Airlines

Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras.
Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin
wit da cargo equipment an stuff.

Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around an Boudreaux
got knock unconscious. Den da plane start driftin. Pierre come run
up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out all over da steerin wheel.

Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panaky. He
grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air
Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an I don know nuttin
about flyin dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry about nuttin.
We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee!
Jus leave anyting ta us. Fus, how high you are, an whas you position?"

Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way
to da front of da plane." "No! No!" answer da tower. "What you
altitude, an where you location?" Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a
po attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"

"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many
feet you got off da groun an how you plane in relation to da airport!"

Pierre, he start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's
feets an mine togedder, we got fo feet off da groun an I don believe
dis plane related to you airport!"

A long pause ---- de silence was deafanin. "We needs to know who
yo' next of kin..."

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