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Posted by New-Gen on November 06, 2004 at 06:00:48 from (4.158.3.82):
{To the tune of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers} On a cold winter morning At an auction selling iron I met up with a jockey, we were both too cold to speak So we took turns bidding on the iron they were selling Til frustration overtook us and he began to speak He said son I've made a life out of buying this old iron, Knowing where the bid was by the way they held their eyes And if you don't mind my saying, I can see they like to run you For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice So I handed him my bottle, and he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light Then he stood there deathly quiet and his face lost all expression Said if you're gonna play the game boy you'd better learn to play it right Chorus You've got to know what to bid on Know when to bail out Know what to haul away, know what to keep You never count your money while you're standing at the auction, There'll be time enough for counting when the biddin's done {End chorus} Every jockey knows, that the secret to surviving Is knowing what to haul away, and knowing what to keep 'Cause every deal's a winner, and every deal's a loser, And the best that you can hope for is to sell more than you keep And when he finished speaking, he turned back to the auctioneer, Crushed out his cigarette, and raised his hand and bid And somewhere in his lifetime, every jockey will break even And in this old man's words I found a deal that I could keep Repeat chorus
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