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Posted by ShepFL on June 19, 2007 at 08:54:46 from (155.14.118.69):
Marriage is a relationship . . . When our lawn mower wouldn"t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, playing with my new tractor -- always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day after a day at work, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I"ll always have a limp :)
Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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