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Posted by Bob on February 20, 2003 at 12:33:51 from (24.145.166.158):
In Reply to: Solution for terrorist problem posted by Terry on February 20, 2003 at 08:09:30:
One important thing to note before you read this is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell. Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by (you guessed it!) Muslim extremists. When General Pershing captured fifty terrorists he had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists. The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute forty-nine of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the fiftieth man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world...
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