Re: City People

Posted by mj on December 27, 2002 at 12:21:48 from (63.166.116.52):

In Reply to: City People posted by Dev on December 27, 2002 at 07:15:48:

Just tell them: You're really an employee of a
whole-owned subsidiary of the Sierra Club
and that you are testing a new form of
transportation that is not only funded by
agriculturists but but by bicyclists, as well.
Since 'it' travels the same speed as a bicycle
but takes up a whole lot more road which
forces the internally combusted commuting
public to slow down, it could therefore, reduce
the proliferation of green-house gases in the
atmosphere, upon which we all depend for
continued life on earth. It was determined,
from the get-go, that the project would be kept
secret due to anticipated interference from
'big-oil interests', the National Rifle
Association and other 'right-wing'
organizations; hence the need for testing the
'device' along rural roads where it would be
exposed to the general public as a 'tractor'
thus allowing maximum 'soak-time' to validate
both the concept and design parameters and
allowing input from various segements of the
general public and other 'folks' as well. Due to
the extreme urgency of this endeavor it was
determined at the last board of directors
meeting, held at the Honolulu Hilton in late
November, that the 'real-world' testing that you
see here would continue un-abated on a '24-7'
basis thus helping to preseve 'spaceship
earth' for countless generations to come. Is
there anything else that you wish me to
include in my daily report or may I continue
reaping data for input to the CAD-CAM model
for further refinement?

Follow Ups:

• Re: Re: City People OCB 14:36:20 12/27/02 (1)
  • Re: Re: Re: City People MJ 17:18:55 12/27/02 (0)

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