A man goes to his Dr. Says he is not feeling well. The Dr. runs a few tests, comes back to the man and tells him I have some bad news for you. I am afraid you don't have long to live. The man gasps and asks the Dr. , Just how long do I have Doc? Give me an idea. The Dr. says 10. The man says 10! 10 what? 10 days........10 weeks.......10 months.........How long do I have? Tell me! The Dr. says 9.
I would hate to hear 8.
P.S. I know that telling jokes is very risky on this forum. Someone always takes offense. This came straight from the Readers Digest. I figured it was safe.
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