A guy celebrated his mid-life crisis by buying a new Corvette. Top down, beautiful day, he let his speed get away from him a bit. Saw a state trooper with lights flashing in the rearview, thought briefly of trying to outrun him, but finally pulled over. Cop came up, said "you were about 20 over, and you acted like you wanted to run, but it 4:45 on a Friday afternoon, I get off shift in 15 minutes, and I hate paperwork. If you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, we'll call it square." Guy spoke right up- "Well, about 3 years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I was afraid you were bringing her back."
Trooper smiled, touched the brim of his hat, and said "You have a nice weekend."
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Today's Featured Article - A Lifetime of David Brown - by Samuel Kennedy. I was born in 1950 and reared on my family�s 100 acre farm. It was a fairly typical Northern Ireland farm where the main enterprise was dairying but some pigs, poultry and sheep were also kept. Potatoes were grown for sale and oats were grown to be used for cattle and horse feeding. Up to about 1958 the dairy cows were fed hay with some turnips and after that grass silage was the main winter feed. That same year was the last in which flax was grown on the farm. Flax provided the fibre which w
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