A joke I sort of remembered, but had to use google to get the details:
An elderly married couple were being visited by some friends, who were also an elderly married couple. After lunch they decided to go for a walk.
The two men walked side by side, a few paces ahead of the two women, who were deeply engrossed in conversation about the effectiveness of anti ageing creams.
One of the old men said to his friend, "You know last night we went to one of the best restaurants I've ever visited, the food and service were fantastic. You should both go there some time, it is a very romantic place to take your wife to dinner".
The second old man replied "That sounds great, where is it? What is it called?"
The first old man thought for a moment and then admitted "You know, having married late and having been married to the same woman for over fifty years, I've reached an age where my memory is not what it used to be. But my wife and I recently took a memory seminar, where the guy showed us tricks to remember things like this. Let me show you how it works: What is the name of that red flower with a thorny stem, that men give to their loved ones on Valentines day?"
The second old man replied "I guess you must mean a rose?"
The first old man nodded and said "Yes that's it, a rose".
He then turned his head and called to his wife, "Rose, honey, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?".
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