Posted by John in La on February 26, 2015 at 17:07:13 from (96.33.136.54):
Three friends married women from different parts of the country. They were talking about their new wives over a few drinks.
First guy who married a girl from the north said I told my new wife I expected her to keep the house clean and the dishes washed. He said the first two days I could see she was trying but had not got it right. On the third day I came home and the house was all clean and dishes washed.
Second guy that married a girl from the west says I told my new wife she should clean the house and fix dinner every night. The first day he did not see any results. The second day was better. On the third day he saw his house was clean and a big dinner was on the table when he got home.
Third guy that married a girl from the deep south says I told my new wife she should clean the house; wash the dishes; and fix dinner for me. He said he didn't see anything for the first or second day. By the third day he could see a little out of his left eye and his arms had healed enough he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has problems going to the bathroom.
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