Re: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best...

Posted by Dr. Walt on December 26, 2014 at 02:41:18 from (12.2.223.66):

In Reply to: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best... posted by dbernie on December 25, 2014 at 16:15:11:

Danny:

You got off easy.

Back in 1974 I was attending Medical School during
the day to become an E.R. Physician and
"moonlighting" part-time in the evenings as a Mobile
Intensive Care Paramedic. One evening about 11 PM we
got an Ambulance call to respond to a "poorer"
section of Hollywood, Calif. . Seems a young Hispanic
gentleman in his mid-20s had been in to the Ross-Loos
Hospital earlier in the day for a complete
Circumcision. Since neither he nor his wife spoke any
English, fortunately a bi-lingual neighbor who had
seen us arrive was able to translate.

Earlier that evening the pretty, young wife had
gotten her husband aroused and he had gotten a full
erection and ripped out all of the stitches, and was
now bleeding profusely. After an initial examination
I placed a constricting band around the base of the
shaft to reduce the blood flow and then packed the
end of the shaft with absorbent gauze sponges and
wrapped it in Kling Gauze; and we transported him
back to the Ross-Loos Hospital.

Really felt sorry for the guy.

Most people just don't realize how much blood can be
lost from injuries to the "privates" area.

Doc

Replies:

• Re: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best. Fatamus 02:53:28 12/26/14 (2)
  • Re: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best. Dr. Walt 19:57:42 12/26/14 (1)
    • Re: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best. Fatamus 20:11:25 12/26/14 (0)

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