When the wife and kids (6 of em) arrived in Germany in 85 on the way to our quarters from the airport I told my wife that if she got pregnant again I was going to shoot myself (we had been arguing over who was going to get fixed). A couple of months later my wife tells me she's in the family way, then ask if I was going to shoot myself with a sweet grin on her face. I told her "nope, just might be shooting an innocent man"! Not a good answer! DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME!
So I went ahead and put in a request to get myself fixed. After it was done I was on 3 days bed rest then 30 days light duty. On day 4 we had to pull the engine on my tank. I pulled a stich or 2 out but really had no problems. But when I got home from work I played like I was in a lot of pain. The wife babied me! So I kept it up. For a whole month! When she finally said I needed to go back and see the doc I told her the truth that I was fine. AGAIN DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! The next time I was really injured she had absolutely NO sympathy for me at all!
Now after I got fixed and recovered a friend ask me about then decided to have himself fixed. Now they tell you no loving for at least 3 days. We this guy got home, popped a couple of pain pills, turned on the TV and had a beer or too. That night he was feeling no pain and decided it was time to try it out. About 3 in the morning his wife knocked on our door and told me she needed help with him. His sack was the size of a big grapefruit and purple! Plus he was in a lot of pain! So I helped get him down the stairs and to the ER. They told him he broke a blood vessel and there wasn't much they could do for him. On the way back to our building he begged me not to tell anyone...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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