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Re: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best...


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Posted by Billy NY on December 25, 2014 at 21:36:33 from (104.228.35.235):

In Reply to: Funny Xmas eve story, use discretion, I will do my best... posted by dbernie on December 25, 2014 at 16:15:11:

Well yer not supposed to be tip toe-in over trailer tongues at night, and not have the satchel skid plates in place LOL ! That thar is S.O.P. in night time trailer tongue tippin !

All jokes aside, I know exactly what its like to have a repair done on those, there's such a thing as a strangulated testicle, not sure the cause, repair was interesting, no damage at all. Sutures there will rest ya a bit, but was really not intolerable, even with both done. The dark side of this affair, all inclusive, prior to and at the onset of being examined and worked on by medical professionals, was the unbelievable new threshold of pain you never thought was possible to endure. Now zee urologist/surgeon of German descent may have thought he was working on a fine automobile here, bit of a gambler too, given he tried to "manually" rotate said oval spheres, (no pain meds given prior) to again allow blood circulation, correcting the strangulation of said orbs. Certainly a gamble, tried 3 rolls of the dice, a game of chance with 50/50 odds. Sadly for me, the house won every time and the affected party now knows the true meaning of torture which also induced some unbelievable "upheaval" as a bonus side effect LOL !!!! One time in my life I sure was glad someone was not stubborn when getting the wrong results !!! I think one more throw of the dice, would have been unbearable, time to open er up and get those lines untangled, and while your in there, just install a pair of zippers would ya, so I don't have to go through all this if it happens again LOL !!! Apparently he "moored" both ships to the pier somehow, says they won't ever capsize and kink the supply lines again, so the repair came with a lifetime guarantee like ya get with fine tools, thus, no zippers were needed as any wise mechanic would usually think ahead to modify for easier repairs in the future on a tractor LOL !!!

At this point morphine immediately ended the pain, followed by surgery, ending with a full recovery. Once the "kink" in the plumbing was released, the rest was just a breeze and a stark contrast of what took place only hours before, and it was immediately noticed while just coming to out of the haze, in the recovery area, where you know, that oxygen is blowin on yer face, and you think you are lying in the sun on the beach.

I think you got off easy, man that's a bad place to get hung up !!!!!

Get well and heal up soon !!!!!


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