Was a 'classic' joke awhile back about a guy that got a IRS audit notice, must come to office at 0900 morning and wait his turn, all day if needed. 0700 went to neighbors hog farm and borrowed the cleanout clothes, strolled through the farrowing pens in the future IRS office visit boots and went to the IRS office, checked in and sat in waiting room at about number 12 to see seat. Told reception when asked about waiting in car in parking lot- the letter I have on top of file says I MUST wait in office until audited or go to jail, etc- I'm going to obey the letter. 5 minutes later when number 3 is being called in a change call noted-send in number 12. Auditor said can leave the door open- audited one says its supposed to be a private tax audit behind closed doors, shut the door. Auditor does a quick check of file and say's we'll get back to you. Audited one say the letter said decision will be made today at meeting time- I'm willing to wait and can have my lawyer here in 10 minutes as advised if not satisfied with a decision contrary to a 'no more tax needed' decision- written on the letter and the file summary sheet, audit checklist. Mind if I lean back and put my feet up? That audit set the record for the year as fastest audit office visit- and no extra tax collected, subject file noted as 'do not call into office' just take tax returns as is within 50% of occupational average. Guy goes toward home, stops at neighbors place to return clothes, boots and notes his clogged sinus are starting to clear up. Gets out BIG tube of Goop and rubs all over, strolls through lawn sprinkler connected to warm water tap about a hour with couple resoaps. Mild Teasing Alert!- but consider it if ever called in for a tax audit or jury duty interview. RN
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