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Re: Strangest thing happened at the Hospital


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Posted by RN on February 22, 2014 at 12:18:44 from (66.188.143.138):

In Reply to: Strangest thing happened at the Hospital posted by Greg1959 on February 21, 2014 at 17:02:49:

Warning! Teasing Alert! The following has some humor mixed with the silly facts. Oslo, Netherlands and English studies show the economics benefits to the state of smokers. the smoker pays tax"s during his working life, has a few missed work days but minimal effect during working life to states revenues. At retirement the smoker tends to smoke a bit more until getting really sick and dropping dead relatively quickly compared to the health nuts, non smoker who live another 10 years drawing pensions and being treated for chronic- but not quickly fatal- illness. SO, smokers are good for governments budget. Cigarette smokers are sort of silly- they pay much more tax than pipe smokers and the roll your own smokers--and have much less hassle with people trying to bum smokes than the ready made smokers. Some jailhouse domiciled smokers have learned to roll a very tight smoke from discarded butts, old rednecks will be growing their own and some of the newer smokers can roll a tight joint with other than tobacco filling-- but most bummers won"t be able to handle loose tobacco. Carry a pipe and a butane lighter with adjustable length flame and keep it turned to max so easy to light upside down into pipe--or sideways into face of cussing nicotine addict getting to close and "accidently" burned by his own fault trying to sniff smoke next to your face. To really discourage smoke bummers, get a pack and load the ends with some gunpowder or the prank exploding toothpicks. Used to be a guy at work that smoked while changing disc packs on a 2311 drive and ash caused some problems, data checks. After cleaning bill and note from Memorex that ash found was customer cost- not Memorex warrantee- the smoker found that the packs of cigarettes he"d stashed had been loaded- after about 6 blow ups in his face he stopped smoking in computer room and cut down smoking a lot- he"d get a cig and carefully probe the end before lighting, took long time checking it out since somebody had cored a couple filters and loaded a few from the rear end then replaced the filter core so front end exam didn"t show anything, got to smoke half down before POOF!. Crazy cussers get the 911 and disorderly conduct complaint to arriving police- Then a later incident when cusser is badly injured is a intimidation of witness/complainant charge to cusser who tried to injure the guy that called police on him. Initial "Complaining victim" was trying to turn and run away when attacker stepped forward and got into range of a spinning back kick to ribs and fell down hard. Knocked over 2 motorcycles on way down and was bandaged tight around broken ribs for a month, couldn"t ride. OH Well, det handen. Mentally ill addict confronts you at hospital -call the Mounties and tell them the mayor of Toronto is on another bender, come and get him. Need to be careful of confronters looking for lawsuit- tell them you have a lawyer on retainer for that situation since the last family of deceased attacker tried a wrongful death suit and got hit with all the legal cost plus a perjury charge. Makes some people stop for about 5 seconds- that indicates they know they were trying to scam you and are reconsidering. If they keep pushing- they are either completely brain dead or definitely going to try to kill you and you respond accordingly--and that is what you tell the grand jury. Hospital security at ERs can vary- police on site common, some special ER attendants hired direct from the Dojo and football teams. RN.


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