My son was in 4th or 5th grade. One morning, I guess he did not want to go to school and did the ole "I think I'm sick" routine.
I told him to go to the bathroom and get the thermometer to take his temperature. It was the old mercury type that you had to shake down before using. Well, he came out with it already in his mouth which made me think something was up (faking).
As he got closer, I looked at him with a disgusting look on my face and said "You know you just put the rectal thermometer in your mouth. You did not use the oral thermometer."
He ran out of the room gagging and ended up brushing his teeth for about 5 minutes. When he came back he was dressed and ready to go to school.
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