Re: Re: Re: How about a brother-in-law story?
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Posted by Indian Guy on June 16, 1998 at 12:45:12:
In Reply to: Re: Re: How about a brother-in-law story? posted by John on June 14, 1998 at 05:17:25:
: : : : The story begins with me buying out my half interest in a JD 850 (Jap) from my bro/in/law. His son put it in a lake running wide open while bushhogging. After a $2000 rebuild, it had a little vibration and I didn't trust it to last, or at least that was the reason I gave. : : : So I bought a 240 Massey with low hours, I was proud and independant once again, what a great feeling. But things were going to change. : : : My wife's side of the family was up for the weekend, to fish and get away from the city. I was cutting grass with my Massey, enjoying the sound of that Perkins diesel, while everyone else was fishing. Life was good. : : : Well, I decided to take a rest and see what they were catching. Everyone was having a good time, except my bro/in/law, he doesn't like to fish, so he was laid back drinking beer. : : : He figures this would be a good time to try out my Massey, saying something about helping me out as he was climbing on the tractor. Now folks there is a foot rest just in front of the brakes on a Massey that is not on a JD850. : : : It took about two minutes for old bro/in/law to discover that fact. As he was sailing down the hill backwards, he had a grimace on his face, pushing that foot rest for all its worth. : : : There was a terrible commotion as the bushhog entered the water, then went out of sight, next the tractor was gone and lastly his head. Only his hat was left floating. Then a erie silence. : : : All I could think was if he didn't drown I was going to kill him. Finally he popped up, about thirty feet out. Of course I had to as him if he was all right, you know like I really cared. Then I asked where's my tractor, he said I'm standing on the hood. I will give him credit though, he pushed on that foot rest till the tractor finally stopped rolling. : : : Now the Massey has a tic-tic and a little vibration, but whats you gonna do. : : : As far as this story goes, forgive me for I know not what I do. Bonehead : : Bonehead, that is one great story, why in the world you didn't get this on film is beyound me?? : : And that is sure one streak of luck, might ought to look into a new brother-in-law?? Wesley : Bonehead, I would suggest you stick your brother and law's name in the YT classifieds! Well the good book says to forgive your neighbor who offends you 70x7 times. It doesn't say that about brothers in law. I think I would circumcise him then kill him while he was in pain. Either that or cut him into small pieces and run him thru a produce bagging machine. Me
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