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Posted by bobs old iron on October 06, 2012 at 08:11:35 from (97.122.252.91):

Why Parents Drink
>>>>
>>>>A father passing by his son"s bedroom
was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything
was picked up. Then he saw an
>>>>Envelope, propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
>>>>
>>>>With the worst
premonition he opened the
envelope
>>>>with trembling hands and read the letter.
>>>>
>>>>Dear Dad:
>>>>
>>>>It is with great regret and sorrow that
I"m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
>>>>
>>>>I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>>>>
>>>>But I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it" s not only the passion...Dad she"s
pregnant.
>>>>
>>>>Stacy said that we will be very happy.
>>>>
>>>>She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.
>>>>
>>>>Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn"t really hurt anyone.
>>>>We"ll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy.
>>>>
>>>>In the meantime we will pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS
so
>>>>Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>>>
>>>>Don"t worry Dad. I"m 15 and I know how to take care of
myself.
>>>>
>>>>Someday I"m sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can
>>>>get to know your grandchildren.
>>>>
>>>>Love, Your Son John
>>>>
>>>>PS. Dad, none of the above is
true. I"m over at Tommy"s house.
>>>>
>>>>I Just wanted to remind
you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That"s
in my center desk drawer.
>>>>
>>>>I love you.
>>>>
>>>>Call me when
it"s safe to come
home.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>


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