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Re: Miracle chickens


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Posted by NCWayne on March 02, 2012 at 22:17:06 from (69.40.232.132):

In Reply to: Miracle chickens posted by Zachary Hoyt on March 02, 2012 at 20:45:24:

Yep, there are some mirical chickens out there. Heard about this man once that was headed down this back country road in his pickup when he looks beside him and sees a chicken running along keeping up. Man looks down at rhe speedo and sees he's running 45. When he looks back out at the chicken he realizes that it has three legs. Between the three legs and the speed he's amazed at what he's seeing but he knows it's got to be something special. With his curiousity levels up he decides to speed up to see just what the chicken can do. He presses down on gas and pretty quick like he hits 50 and the chicken is still there...on up to 55 and the chicken holding in....60 and their still neck and neck.....by the time he hits 70 the chicken puts on this sudden burst of speed, cuts in front of the truck and off the road. Last he sees of the chicken is a trail of dust at it disappears down a long dirt road. The man drives on a few more miles still in awe and disbelief at what he'd seen and soon his curiosity gets the best of him and he has to turn around and go back. He pulls down the road where the chicken disappeared and at the end runs into a small farm. The farmer is standing out in the yard and asked what he could do for the fellow. The man starts into an explination of what he had just seen and askes the farmer if he knows anything about the three legged chicken. The farmer says,"Yep", and goes on to explain how he had specially bred the chickens to have three legs. Seems his three kids all liked chicken legs and would fight with each other when there weren't but two of the so he decided to do something to solve the problems for his family......................Finally knowing what was going on, but still intrigued by the whole idea, the man finally asked the farmer how they tasted.......The farmers reply was that he didn't have a clue as the damm things were SO FAST he hadn't been able to catch one of them to find out.............


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