Posted by Bendee on June 16, 2011 at 07:45:33 from (121.219.181.145):
A man suffered a heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The Paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of Nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.A Nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms,and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked He replied in a raspy voice "No health insurance" The Nun asked "Do you have money in the Bank" He replied "No money in the Bank" "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments" asked the irritated Nun. He said "I only have a spinster sister and she is a Nun. The Nun became agitated and announced loudly. "Nuns are not spinsters, Nuns are married to God. The patient replied "PERFECT. SEND THE BILL TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW"
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Today's Featured Article - The Revival of a John Deere Combine - by The Red, John Fritz. For several years I had been driving by a farm house on the west side of Indianapolis that had a John Deere combine parked in high weeds in a lot behind the house. The gentleman no longer farmed because the entire area was developed with housing and light industry. I had stopped several times and knocked on the door but no one would answer. My curiosity was up and I wanted to contact the owner. I wanted to see what he planned to do with the combine.
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