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Re: OT: I busted a gut on this one.


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Posted by Dave NE IA on February 16, 2006 at 07:51:56 from (12.214.14.245):

In Reply to: OT: I busted a gut on this one. posted by Kelly C on February 15, 2006 at 19:44:37:

I just got the punch line, men think with their heads----gooood one!

First off I don't understand this part about her being awake and all? Whats up with that?

Ever try --- Heck yes, of course I love you for your brain?

Honey I think it's just because you are over worked so I'm going to get you a maid first thing in the morning!

Before we were married you never said no!
and while we are on that subject neither did any of your girlfriends!

Just hold you! have you looked in a mirror latley? Besides I can't even reach around you anymore!

My line is --honey you are about to be real diapointed and I'm about to be real embarresed.

If that is yor final answer for tonight would you ask your best girfriend for me?---ok---ok---ok ---just settle down now----I guess I was a little inconsiderate, I understand why you are so upset and I'm sorry!------Sooo then ----how about asking your hot sister?

Of course we can't comunicate with each other ---you used to be hot!

You want to just be held----hey hold this will ya?

Sorry the good Lord made me a horses paaaatoooot.

Can't seem to understand why yet but---- Divorced Dave NE IA


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