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Posted by Scott Swanson on June 20, 2005 at 09:57:54 from (70.59.122.201):
Why does the tires go flat just before you need them? Why do electrical wires corrode from the inside out? Why are Married Women hornier than Single Woman? Why do Spark Plug Wire sets come un-assembled? Why is it not possible to get within 20 heifer steps of a tractor...any tractor, and stay clean? Why do trees grow toward the Sun and fall tword the house? Why is everything always heavier than it looks? Why is the last bolt out of any assembly always the one that is frozen solid and requires heavy handed tapping and struggling and swearing and eventually the 1/2 inch drill and a large amount of sweat and screaming? Why doesnt the whole tractor have a safety shield or a do-not-touch sign? Why hasnt somebody started a group called Tractor's anonomous? Why do people drive like maniacs and pass you on the right... only to sit one car ahead of you at the stoplight? Healthy people who park in the Handicapped spot should have their legs broken. Ford should invent a 35 thousand dollar machine that can tell and troubleshoot a computer that fails to work. I just spent 200 dollars to have them replace two 8 dollar relays. Why do businesses have to have sprinkler systems installed but our homes do not? Sorry. I feel better. Scott
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