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Re: Why is Farmalls addictive
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Posted by Paul in Mich on September 26, 2004 at 20:39:02 from (66.188.26.29):
In Reply to: Why is Farmalls addictive posted by James Williams on September 26, 2004 at 11:21:49:
James, May I suggest a good 12 step program for your addiction? Step 1: Admit that you are powerless over your addiction to Farmalls. Step 2: Believe that there is a Higher power of understanding, who is also a Farmall sort of a being. Step 3: Make a decision to allow your higher Power direct you to Farmalls and away from that green stuff. (Remember, blood is 2150 Farmall red) Step 4: Take personally a searching and fearless inventory of all your Farmalls to make sure you have enough at any given time. Step 5: Share your liabilities and assets with other humans, ie tell us when you found a bargain (Farmall), and when you may have the urge for a "green elephant". Step 6: Let your Higher power handle the liabilities. This would probably be because thoughts of a JD that slipped into the mix somewhere. Step 7: Humbly ask that your Higher power remove these liabilities (JD"s) and replace them with assets (Farmalls) Step 8: Make a list of all the people you might have told that JD was better than Farmalls and be willing to make correction. Step 9: Make such corrections to all those except those who may be bigger than you and may tend to tell you where to shove your Farmall. Step 10: Continue to take inventory and if you need another Farmall, by all means go find one. Step 11: Seek meditation with your Higher power and ask for knowledge of where to find your next Farmall, and the power and fortitude to go get it. Step 12: Having had this awakening as a result of these steps, take this message to other wannabe Farmall owners, and practice these steps at all times.
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