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Valetine's Day for us Guys
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Posted by Scott L. Swanson on February 12, 2002 at 09:58:44 from (209.180.31.9):
Imagine it!...........
Your Honey shows up in Cover-Alls, a piece of grass hanging from her full,sexy Lips. You are amazed at how good she looks in rubber boots. She mentions going for a walk in the field, out behind the Barn. You agree reluctantly, remembering when Pop took you out there. Rubbing your backside, you follow her down through the various fences and manure piles. She struts ahead of you like a butterfly, close, but always out of reach. She turns to egg you on with winks and full mouth pouts. You forget about your backside. She heads for the combine and you have visions of hay in your underware. You smell her purfume above the gas and fermenting hay. She leans up against the combine and pulls you close. Her arms are soft, her body softer. She moves her shining lips close to your ear and tells you to look behind the combine. You glance around and freeze.
A ragged, half-red Farmall H sits behind the combine. You notice the lights are complete and the manifold is in good shape. The nearly perfect fenders stir your insides. Your eyes widen at the wide front and original seat pad. "Happy Valentine's Day Honey", she says. You fight back tears. Somewhere out there guys....Somebody is getting it!!!
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