Re: how do you tell your wife she needs to lose 40 lbs.

Posted by Kevin on February 10, 2002 at 14:45:17 from (64.33.142.109):

In Reply to: how do you tell your wife she needs to lose 40 lbs. posted by Tom on February 10, 2002 at 06:29:27:

Ok, you wait till you see another woman a little lighter than your's and you start in with the fat jokes, like:
Man she's so fat she could trick or treat two houses at a time. or, if she ever disappeared they'd have to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. or LOOK! she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. or, I bet she could sell shade.
Then she'll start thinkin about herself.
Or compliment her and tell her you like the new you, more to hold etc., etc.
Or say hey now you're startin to look like me!
Better yet say NUTTIN!

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