Very important

Posted by Mike CA on April 26, 2007 at 23:47:10 from (67.125.133.55):

Since I have no questions currently... I'm sure you farmer boys have heard this... but just in case...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are called -- I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's a$$?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement to even think about calling you such a name."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says...

"Hard to fool them flies though."

Replies:

• Re: Very important Chris from Wa 18:26:41 04/27/07 (0)
• Re: Very important 1951farmallh 13:07:09 04/27/07 (0)
• Re: Very important georgeky 08:05:53 04/27/07 (0)
• Re: Very important Andy Motteberg 08:04:03 04/27/07 (0)
• Re: Very important City-Boy McCoy 02:58:12 04/27/07 (0)

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