Re: a taxing thought

Posted by kfox on February 24, 2007 at 08:55:09 from (63.18.191.190):

In Reply to: Re: a taxing thought posted by Hugh MacKay on February 24, 2007 at 08:32:46:

I received this this morning, probably most of you have all ready seen it.

Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)

>> The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
>> Senate Office Building
>> 309 Hart
>> Washington DC, 20510
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear Senator Sarbanes,
>>
>> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
>> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
>> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
>> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>>
>> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
>> illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
>> and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
>> is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
>> five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine
>> and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal
>> when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before
>> everyone figures it out.
>>
>> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
>> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
years
>> of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
>> apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
>> for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>>
>> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
>> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
>> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
>> save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
>> would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative
>> to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition
rates for
>> many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
>>
>> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
>> of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>> college age children driving my car.
>>
>> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
>> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms,
I
>> would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>>
>>
>> Your Loyal Constituent,
>> Pete McGlaughlin

Replies:

• Re: a taxing thought georgeky 09:16:39 02/24/07 (3)
  • Re: a taxing thought SuperA-Tx 09:58:17 02/24/07 (2)
    • Re: a taxing thought georgeky 12:04:19 02/24/07 (0)
    • Re: a taxing thought GeneMO 10:24:31 02/24/07 (0)

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