Re: MARRIED LIFE ...???

Posted by A Happy Compromise on December 16, 2001 at 11:16:24 from (64.12.103.51):

In Reply to: MARRIED LIFE ...??? posted by Scooby on December 16, 2001 at 05:35:07:

Aaaah yes Scooby! The troubles of married life! I can certainly empathize with your plight! You seem to be getting a good deal of advice here to simply "give in" and bite the bullet. Perhaps even more frustrating are calls for you to "compromise". Unfortunatly, these "compromises" all seem to have you "caving in" and leaving you with nothing. Some compromise! No my friend, you can emerge the victor here. Do not listen to those siren calls and wind up ruining your weekend. Years of experience have led me to come to the following "compromise" and I have every reason to believe it will prove satisfactory to you.
Go right ahead and go with her to that wedding--But as part of the bargain, invest in some sort of racy red outfit from Victorias Secret. No half measures will do here! Make sure you "do the job right" and get a set of red stockings and a garter belt. Lots of red here is critical.
Heck! With all that red on you can even pretend she IS your tractor! Truly the best of both worlds.

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