Easter Bunny -- LOL

man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 fee t,
turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..



(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)


(OK, here it is)


It says,


"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter ! !!

I have a pic of the crime scene....

Guy in the office had a picture of a dead cat on the road by a sign that said "free cat". Came real close to being fired.......
People have no sense of humor anymore...

My last immediate Boss was a woman She had a sign in her office that read.

You want to talk to the man in charge -- Or the woman that knows something about this operation ?

( " Depends on what end I come as ") LOL

When I was in sales at a GM dealership, the female office manager had a sign on the wall in her office that said, "Se#ual harassment is not tolerated in this office, it's required".

Any male that walked into her office was likely to become a harassee.

Couple more days to use this pun-ch line:
Display in auto parts store- a bunny slipper with a can of starting fluid in it means ??
Obvious, the "Ether Bunny" was there.
And how many of you will pull this on someone in next couple days?? RN