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Well here it is again, Tomorrow is another birthday for the wife. I got her a card a while back if I can find it. I Just can't find anything she might want. Any suggestions. Was just at Harbor Frieght could have picked something there. Stan
 
Stan.....Don't you dare spoil that woman with Harbor Freight plunder....If you do we'll all have to get our significant others Harbor Freight gifts....It will get around like wildfire and I'm not going to be an accessory to that....
 
If she reads alot, get her an 'e reader'. Our laptop died, and my wife wanted a kindle, so I suggested we get an ipad. She got her e reader, I got enough of a laptop to be satisfied. (It won't replace the laptop completely, but enough for when we are away from home!)
 
Chief.See what you get into by mentioning Harbor Freight? Take her out for a night on the town to some sleezy MALE STRIP JOINT.That way she can have pleasant thoughts for a short period of time lol. Disregard that, Do the town, dinner, fine wine, candlelight, soft violin Music,2 doz roses, holding hands, moonlight kisses,Will make for an enjoyable evening I would think. She must be a wonderful gal. From Us here. HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more. WARMEST REGARDS LOU & FAMILY.
 

Just walk up to her when she least expects it and say. "Old girl, you're doin' a helluva job and then give her a big ol' hug and a kiss.
 
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Hey how bout that! My wife's b-day is tomorrow as well!
She's a huge dog lover so she's getting a book about dog rescue and we'll go out to dinner. First it was for lobster but has been reduced to a chicken dinner buffet. All fine with me.

Chris
 
Harbor Freight !!
I'd go to TSC Get her a nice zero turn mower with all the bells and whistles. If she doesn't want it she can give it to you for your birthday so no wasted trips.
A hug , Kiss and appreciation for the fact she puts up with me for her would do here. as long as I acknowledge it to her.

Most women don't want reminded that they are aging Tell her Happy Birthday for us anyway.
 
OH .Almost forgot .On my wife's 25th birthday, I bought her a Double barrel 12 gauge shotgun made in Spain. A dozen roses. I kept the gun. Nice of me wasn't it? At least she got the roses. p.s.I didn't get shot. Like old Roy said. Wives are spectacular people. Loving and kind. God Bless em all. Regards LOU.
 
Leather products is good. A belt in the mouth and a boot in the a$$! ( Not really, but it comes to mind once in a while.)
 
Start out with a limo picking the two of you up and taking you to the Hard Rock Cafe, and while you are there for a shot and a beer, a second limo comes replacing the first one, and it has a built in jacuzzi with a iced down bottle of Dom Perrion and a mood candle that puts her in the mood for a jacuzzi and a bottle of Dom Perrion and you cruising the boulevard, where you get pulled over by cops that aren't really cops, but female strippers dressed up like cops...oh, that would be your birthday.

You want help for your wife's birthday present though. Hmm? Good luck and do NOT mess it up. Not tht it will help much, but tell her Happy Birthday from all of us.

Mark
 
Just tell her that you posted her Birthday on the web prefaced by the abreviation for "Off Topic". She will think this is very special. I think you should tell us all her age and her weight , and tell her that you shared those details with us too. She will then become highly excitable. Then you can make your move. Let us know how this works out. Trust me. I have a lot of experience with these types of thing.Happy Birthday !
 
Spa Bucks! Pampering is good. One Ben Franklin should do it. Tuck it into that card you can"t find.
 
This is one time a man could get himself dead if he told all the truth.

If they have been married long enough he probably got enough Knowledge bumps on his head not to say all that . LOL
 
My wife's birthday was last week. I gave her a nice spring bouquet and took her to one of her favorite restaurants.
 
A 2 or 3c rock will do the trick, at least it would for my wife, thats all I hear about, but Im not budging, Thats a Ford 4wd, c/h/a for me!
 
If it was my wife--Red Lobster would please her.Maybe its because I hate the place.lol.
Oh NO! 46 trips around the sun on 4/17--RATS !
 
My wife will generally TELL me what to get her, or I give her some money and suggest that she buy something that she really wants. I usually take her out to dinner on or close to her birthday. We get along great!

Of course, my wife knows that I don't have a lot of imagination when it comes to gifts, and she also knows I hate surprises.

I would simply ASK HER what would please her. Good luck!
 
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