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I believe after 22 years being married to my wife I have developed a new love. She and I have been through thick and thin together.. She always seems to be there for me and gets me out of some tough jams...when we met she was pretty rough lookin and beat up..I nursed her back to health and now we are the best of friends. "Oh I hope the photo downloads or im in real deep with the mrs... HA HA HA"

After all the snow Ive had drifts of 5 feet on a 300' driveway.. I look forward to moving snow.. Course so does some of my neighbors too..
 
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too late!! in the time it took you to re-post with a picture ,your wife got 14 phone calls on the female hotline!LOL!!those skid steers are about as handy as a pocket on a shirt.I would like to have one with all the brush clearing and tree cutting equipment they make for them nowdays.I think I could keep one busy around here just clearing cedar trees.But the boss lady says we need groceries worse than I need another toy! kind of narrow minded i think, but since my head is just now healing from the last skillet whipping ,,,,,
 
Had a little (L455--1200-lb lift) New Holland, and loved it. Ended up getting rid of it only because as a bachelor, and a tall, wide, and not overly coordinated one to boot, it's a pain having to keep getting in and out of one when (for instance) you're picking rocks. Have to move it a few feet, get out, put rocks in the bucket, get back in, move it a few feet, get out, put rocks in the bucket, etc. etc. etc. Now if I was married I could just set in the seat and have my wife pick the rocks, but for some reason every time I mention that to a prospective wife she gets grumpy--there's no accounting for women!! Guess I'll have to stay single and pick rocks myself with my tractor and loader instead of using a skidsteer.
 
hey I AINT SKERRED!Its just that after 38 years I call it RESPECT!yep ,I repect how she can crack three ribs with her bony elbow when you start snoring at a pta meeting.I repect how she can pickup a rock out of the driveway,throw it to get your attention while your mowing the grass and always hit you just above the ear.I respect how fast and hard she can swing a hot 10" skillet when you call the new preacher up for dinner and refer to her lovely meal as "burnt sacrifices".I respect hows she can be talking to some pretty little thing at the makeup counter and she can backhand you knocking two teeth loose and breaking your nose for referring to her "special color" as camoflauge.I respect how she can raise her foot backwards and kick you in the groin with her heel for pinching her on the posterior while she's in front of the mirror simultaniously brushing her teeth,curling her eyelashes,combing her hair , putting on makeup,and talking on her cellphone..She respects me because i'm always so nice and getlemanly and say yes ma'am and no ma'am!!
 
Kinda Like the ad I saw once a while back, "Single man seeking a single woman with a tractor, please submit picture of tractor"
 
Heck I got married and had one tractor - now 6 years later I have 22? and am trying to get more :D


She dont like the fact i like tractors more then her........
 
I love them little suckers I'm trying to figure out how to smuggle one here without the wiffy knowin about it. I won't have to worry about the neighbors wanting me to clean out their drives with those pointy things on the bucket. A couple weeks ago I was peeling up 1 to 1-1/2" of ice off my drive using chains on my cub cadet all were watching but when I offered to do theirs they said no we don't want to scratch their driveways at least I didn't have to worry about slippin and bustin my backside getting the mail!
 
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