O/T This just in from Lincoln, NE.........

Goose

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The following just in.......

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A Lancaster County Sheriff's deputy investigating a suspicious vehicle report early on Feb. 18 got an all-nude revue instead.

Chief Deputy Bill Jarrett said the deputy was investigating the suspicious vehicle report when he saw a truck matching the description near 140th and West A streets about 2:25 a.m.

As he approached, Jarrett said, the deputy noticed a strong smell of alcohol coming from the cab of the truck. In the pickup's bed, the deputy found an assortment of clothes and a partially empty case of Busch Light.

And up front, Jarrett said, were two men and two women -- all four naked.

Jarrett said the deputy asked what the four were doing.

"Well, I think we're getting in trouble," one said, according to a sheriff's office report.

The driver, 32, was arrested on suspicion of third-offense driving under the influence, an open alcohol container violation, not wearing a seat belt and overloading the front seat of a vehicle.

The other man, 22, and two women, 36 and 31, were not cited, Jarrett said.
 
Reminds me of a couple of high school classmates quite a few years ago. Two guys went out "parking" with a couple of gals. The snow was blowing and (I didn't say they were smart) they got their car stuck on a back road out in the country. A lady happened to come by the next morning with a tractor and pulled them out. The classmate helped hook up the chain between the tractor and his car and the lady with the tractor noticed that he was limping. When he was asked if he was okay, he simply told the lady that he had bruised his butt on the steering wheel.
It took a few minutes before she figured it out, but she reported him to his dad.......
 
We had a rhyme when I was a kid:

"In the summer when it's sultry,
That's no time to commit adultry.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin,
That's the time for peter dunkin'"
 
Goose,
Need pictures to substaniate this story before I turn this over to my boss - the glennster for review.
 

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