Sean Feeney
Well-known Member
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies
"Put them back, we can't afford them, " demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in he basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser. and it's half the price."
A Letter to the Men's Helpline:
Hi Andy,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone
rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for
her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of
someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her nnalert out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies
"Put them back, we can't afford them, " demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in he basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser. and it's half the price."
A Letter to the Men's Helpline:
Hi Andy,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone
rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for
her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of
someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her nnalert out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
