OT: A first in the classroom!.

CLTX

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I'm a substitute teacher in a high school of approx. 1750 students. This is my ninth year there and I work most days. I also taught eight years back in the late 60's-early 70's and though I'd seen about everything. Friday, I was on the last day of a four day assignment for a business computer teacher who was attending a workshop in Austin. It was near the end of fifth period of a six period day and the class was quiet, doing their assignment for the most part. All of a sudden, two girls in one corner let out a squeal, jumped up and started pointing at the floor behind their chairs. I knew it wasn't a mouse(they would've been on top of the computers), and doubted it was a snake, frog, etc. because of the sub-freezing temps we have had. It turned out to be a condom, tied in a knot. I don't think it had been used, but I didn't examine it too closely, just grabbed a paper town and disposed of it. Needless to say, the class was disrupted, and I was trying to keep a straight face, but wasn't too successful. I just shook my head and tried to appear nonchalant. I wouldn't have been surprised to find one on the sidewalk, in the cafeteria or even in the halls, but in the classroom....; that's a first!
C. L.
 
I remember one time when I was teaching some high school students and one kid had blown up a condom in class. He was really embarassed when I caught who had done it. I used peer pressure and explained that what he had was not a ballon and that he should go back to the person who gave it to him to explain the use of one. This was in 1969 or 70
 
Yes, we had a few rubber incidents in HS back in the 70's, as well. One guy was putting a little Ivory Snow dishwashing liquid and them and leaving them in odd places, such as the coin return of a pop machine.

(NO, it WASN'T me!)
 
My sister teaches high school math. Just last week she was telling me nasty things were going on in the school. When I asked what kind of things she said students have been having "relations" in the auditorium and the back hallways. I couldn't help but laugh.
 
In college (Ark, 1970 or so) one of the guys running for student body president was named Fitzhugh. Somebody blew up a condom with helium to about football size and wrote "Fits You" on it with magic marker and ran it up the flagpole. I never could figure if it was Fitzhugh or his opponent who did it.
 
(quoted from post at 19:40:25 02/13/11) I'm a substitute teacher in a high school of approx. 1750 students. This is my ninth year there and I work most days. I also taught eight years back in the late 60's-early 70's and though I'd seen about everything. Friday, I was on the last day of a four day assignment for a business computer teacher who was attending a workshop in Austin. It was near the end of fifth period of a six period day and the class was quiet, doing their assignment for the most part. All of a sudden, two girls in one corner let out a squeal, jumped up and started pointing at the floor behind their chairs. I knew it wasn't a mouse(they would've been on top of the computers), and doubted it was a snake, frog, etc. because of the sub-freezing temps we have had. It turned out to be a condom, tied in a knot. I don't think it had been used, but I didn't examine it too closely, just grabbed a paper town and disposed of it. Needless to say, the class was disrupted, and I was trying to keep a straight face, but wasn't too successful. I just shook my head and tried to appear nonchalant. I wouldn't have been surprised to find one on the sidewalk, in the cafeteria or even in the halls, but in the classroom....; that's a first!
C. L.

Ah yes the wild and woolly world of substitute teaching. I'm in my sixth year of teaching here in Southern California and am not the least surprised that happened.
 
CLTX,
A few times I've found used condoms along our street. But the one that had me scratching my head was the time I found a bunch right behind (I mean within 4 or 5 feet) the HUGE manure pile where we board our horse. The barn has about 60 horses so you can imagine how big that pile gets. I guess love (or lust) conquers all. :lol:
 
guys in highschool used to put them over the water fountain spout.. so everytime someone walked up and pushed the button, it would jump up... amazingly no one would remove it. finally a teacher came along and ruined the entertainment. oh well.
 

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