OT but pertinent (BROKE IS BROKE)

LarryT · Jan 18, 2011

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...

' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration..''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork,'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!"

bison · Jan 18, 2011

Good one LOL

60 acre hillside · Jan 18, 2011

True story in my home community. Willie Cxxx wasn a rustic fellow who wore denim overalls , no shirt and a straw hat. He and grandson walked into the local hardware and appliance on a hot summer day. He lookesd at the new General Electric refrigerator, opened the door and peeked inside, The owner said "Mr.Cxxx we would like to deliver one of these out to your house today"

Old Willie answered," wooden do you no good. Wooden work at my place"

Owner said,"Sure we sell them everywhere, Your neighbor bought one last week."

"OK, but wooden work, but if you say so."

They delivered it and wheeled it through the front yard and into the kitchen by way of the living room and the deliveryman said,"Mr. Cxxx, your house is not even wired for electricity."

Willie replied."I told you it wooden work, you didn't ask me if I had lectric". THIS STORY IS TRUE From Missouri Ozarks

Old Roy · Jan 18, 2011

Good one LOLROF !!!!

johndeere720GA · Jan 19, 2011

A fellow that lost his job and spent all of his savings was walking down the street. He is approached by a begger who said "sir i have nothing to my name and no money could you spare some change?" The fellow looked at the begger and asked him "you have nothing, zero, zilch, na da"? The begger replied that, that was indeed his situation. The fellow told the begger "man i wish i was in your shoes you have 86,000 dollars more than me."

OT but pertinent (BROKE IS BROKE)

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