todays joke { I hope this will not go poof }

JR.Frye · Oct 22, 2010

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really p/o.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
JR FRYE

Nancy Howell · Oct 22, 2010

Sean Feeney · Oct 22, 2010

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1.. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

bill mart · Oct 22, 2010

lol, didnt see that one coming!

ILLEFTY · Oct 22, 2010

There are 2 methods you can use when reasoning with a woman, and neither one works.

Anonymous-0 · Oct 24, 2010

Play golf and there is no limit.

todays joke { I hope this will not go poof }

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